Alright, so this is the last one you have to read. We’re back in Eugene now after a tumultuous journey home. Our aircraft was completely full, we got no sleep, I got a migraine the last three hours of the flight and had to run to the toilet as we were landing to puke, and once we arrived in LA we had to wait on the plane (with the door open but not connected to the ramp) until 6am when customs opened (because apparently you can close customs whenever you like even if you say that you are an international airport). I made it through customs quickly but Mark was detained for at least forty-five minutes because he got a complete jerk who didn’t want to let him into the country. Fortunately, he did get in and I got our bags. Unfortunately, all of this fiasco took up only about an hour of our six-hour layover. I will say two things: LA airport is indeed horrific (avoid it at all costs and fly from Sydney to San Francisco) and yes I did sleep on the floor. We did manage to get seats in the emergency exit area so we had more legroom on our way to Portland, which was appreciated. While I did sleep most of that flight I managed to open my eyes right as we flew over Yosemite. It was absolutely Sublime! Completely covered with snow and seen from 38.000 feet in the air it was exquisite.
We landed in Portland and were greeted by my parents and my aunt Peny, which was a very pleasant surprise. Our bags arrived and our wine was unbroken (thank god). So we made our way home, stopped for some good ol’ Burrito Boy, and had a modest birthday part for my father (sorry it wasn’t more exciting dad).
Mark asked me what my favourite and least favourite things about Australia were. While I am still trying to figure out just one favourite thing I came up with as short an answer as I could. My least favourite thing about Australia is that there is an abundance of common spiders that can kill you, the snakes don’t bother me as much because as someone pointed out you will know when there is a snake in your bed but you won’t know when there is a spider in it. I also hated the mosquitoes, which I still have bites from. My favourite thing about Australia is that when people call each other mate, they actually mean it.
Australia is a genuine place. It has genuinely poisonous species but most importantly it is full of genuine people. While it will be too long before we return I will never forget what a special place it is and what an amazing time I had there. Thank you again to all of the lovely people who hosted us, fed us, and entertained us. We miss you Rowanston! And when I grow up, I would like to be like Marilyn Fredericksen.
Oh, and the Kiwis are amazingly friendly and helpful.
Cheers!
